I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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