Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
its not stalking. its research.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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