Dual....:-)
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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