grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
