So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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