Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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