just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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