Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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