Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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