Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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