Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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