I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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