I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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