Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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