oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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