If that was your dad, he is hot
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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