I'm jealous of your bromance
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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