Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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