she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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