problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I bet he comes in French.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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