he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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