how can u be prego again
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I fill condoms, not promises.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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