Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
