But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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