I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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