Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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