...so i touched it.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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