Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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