I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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