His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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