I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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