What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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