i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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