Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
