Whod you bang
I wanna passion pit in your ass
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ugly people sure do ruin things
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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