Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
