He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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