Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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