Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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