Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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