You work out of a Hotel?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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