her vagine was all disorganized.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think a kid would responsible me up
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Boobs are out for the taking
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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