Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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