Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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