I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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