Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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