yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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