I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
please don't ironically join a cult
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