Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
