I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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