That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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