We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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