I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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