normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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