stop calling my apartment porn island.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The feeling are messing with the penis
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
