My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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