his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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