Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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