Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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