If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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