It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
All the doctor said was why
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